Oh, you have to bring that up! How convenient that's the one thing you remember, rather than your own sad performance. Didn't you get eaten by rats at one point, or something? Got your little processor gnawed out by little critters. Hah!

[megatron, fortunately, did not go with video for this one. probably for the best, because he does not look well.]

Listen, when I work out how to convince anyone who would inevitably get involved that it isn't a war thing, I will fight you. And I will win, because you Optimuses are too obsessed with honour and all that entails. No, down in the gladiator pits you fight to win! You'd be a terrible gladiator!

[a pause.]

...I suppose you'd put on an entertaining show before you got your head ripped off. I'd certainly buy tickets.

[wait what were they talking about again]