ROTB Optimus Prime's Inbox

[incandescent_matrix]

"Let us not waste time better spent elsewhere. Leave your message and we will return to it."

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Oh, friends! [he says in a tone and a bright laugh that makes him sound about seven million years younger, if optimus had any doubts on just how wrecked the guy is, despite him seemingly managing to keep it together relatively well. relatable, right?] I have do plenty on my own, like looking up hortichultural stuff for Megatron and putting together data packets for the Terrans and sometimes I wave to Velocity in the hallway.

[it's too bad he's twatted right now, or he might realise saying aloud he doesn't actually really ever do anything just for himself. if he was sober, he might have this grim realisation then do the rational thing and turn it around on his little counterpart, whom he would immediately know is likely doing the same thing.

anyway, seeing as this conversation is now in person, he can put his comm device away. let's just close this messaging app and shut it down...

the smaller optimus's comm starts buzzing with messages that were as of yet unsent, that on inspection are a result of his taller counterpart failing to switch messaging windows when he was typing away before he'd opted to call. he might want to read them, or he might want to pay attention to the fact optimus the larger has just thrown back a drink that was apparently one too many, as he shutters his optics a few times, finials moving up and down, then goes down face first on the table with a thump and scattering of glass.]

elita is going back to her room 🚪 now can you go and check-in on her and do not tell hashtagor twitch ❌❌🤖🤖

I havefound something that might interest of you 🪴🪴🪴 [attached to the message is an image of a poster that says "i don't have thyme for that"]

this one is for you megatron: you make my spark skip a beet 🫜🫜
likethe human vegetable 🫜 but also beat rotation 🌟🌟🌟

You CANNOT tell her I ate a couple of the ping pong balls 🏓 when she wasn't looking

it would be nice to have Fun™️ when i get back but unfortunately i think if i satnad up i am going to purge 🤢🤢🤢 so pass on that one. di dyou as i don't remember. either way

[and then finally, the most recent:]

i think the small one can tell report. outlier? 🚛❓